You Can Haiku -- Janna Qualman

When I need a break

I head to hoo's place, respite,

A little haiku.

You Can Haiku -- Adam Slade

Words put in order
Can delight, repulse, arouse,
or make my head hurt.

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"Melanie Hooyen-
ga Avila" takes up half
a bloody haiku.

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Editing, it's like
Taking a jigsaw apart
Then reconstructing

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Saying goodbye - it's
Harder then saying hello
On the first meeting.

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A big cup of tea
is akin to floating through
heaven in warm slacks.

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Crossbows make ping pong
ten times more fun, and fifty
eight times more lethal

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Sex and drugs and rock.
No roll, as that didn't fit
The haiku format.

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My muse has black wings,
they are used to cool my brain.
Also, deflect bullets.

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Dogs have two desires:
Feline extermination,
and tummy tickles.

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My dog Ollie wrote
this haiku, he believes that
the form can-- SQUIRREL!!!