You Can Haiku -- Adam Slade

Words put in order
Can delight, repulse, arouse,
or make my head hurt.

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"Melanie Hooyen-
ga Avila" takes up half
a bloody haiku.

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Editing, it's like
Taking a jigsaw apart
Then reconstructing

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Saying goodbye - it's
Harder then saying hello
On the first meeting.

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A big cup of tea
is akin to floating through
heaven in warm slacks.

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Crossbows make ping pong
ten times more fun, and fifty
eight times more lethal

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Sex and drugs and rock.
No roll, as that didn't fit
The haiku format.

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My muse has black wings,
they are used to cool my brain.
Also, deflect bullets.

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Dogs have two desires:
Feline extermination,
and tummy tickles.

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My dog Ollie wrote
this haiku, he believes that
the form can-- SQUIRREL!!!

Jillian

You say five more reps
But I know better than that
Finish strong my ...

Morning Snow

Gleaming and white,
how long will the freshness last?
Here comes the puppy...


Following a scent
Not knowing what's buried there
But certain it's good.

Three Hours

Flakes flutter upon
the drive, burying our steps,
preparing for play.

DMV

ID in hand, yet
told insufficient info
Come back on Monday.

Beginnings

Too many ideas
I must stop wasting my time
And yet I haiku.