Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Snow

Snow snow snow snow snow
snow snow snow -- Whoops! Ice. Snow snow
snow snow snow snow snow.

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

What I Learned About Zombies

Rotting flesh. No breath.
Subsist on fresh humans. But,
they are people too.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Querying

Phew! The submissions,
they have started. Now begins
eternal waiting.

Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Thanks for Your Support

Thank you everyone.
The tree sits near, the pen still.
Query here I come.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Almost a Novel

One pound of paper
Plus twenty months of hard work
MS almost done.

Monday, August 2, 2010

A Fine Way to Wake Up

Crashing, then screaming.
Shoes, purses, clothes, and baskets
All fell on my head.

Friday, July 30, 2010

Neglectful

"Oh hi," she whispers.
"It's funny seeing you here."
Guess she better post...

Monday, June 7, 2010

Wedding

Kentucky bluegrass,
no horses, only a priest.
And then she's all yours.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Monday, May 17, 2010

Pause

My dear haiku blog,
I have not forgotten you.
Inspiration lags.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Morning Coffee

Soft steam envelopes
Caressing my skin, and, whoops,
Fogging my glasses.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Visit

Over the river
Through woods and some construction
to gramma's we go.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Clumsy

Doorknobs and counters.
Tables, chairs, and even walls.
They're out to get me.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Laundry

Gentle hum. Click clack.
More humming, then loud banging.
Coin in the dryer.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Worker Bee

"Hooray for Friday!"
For years a meaningless cheer.
Now it is my life.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Hockeytown

It's playoff season.
Pucks fly over melting ice.
Sudden death to win.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Invasion

Squirrels and penguins
Squeaking night and day, alas
the toys will get me.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Paycheck

The work force beckons.
Endless free time replaced with
the nine to five life.

Friday, April 16, 2010

What Spring?

Sun shining, birds chirp
but deep inside my dungeon
all is in darkness.

More Haiku?

I haven't forgot
but I feel like I'm talking
to a black abyss.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Force of Habit

Legs splayed, belly flat.
Tile cools fur that's hot no more.
Froggy's here to stay.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Disbelief

I met a dog with
a head larger than my dog.
I will call him horse.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Joy

Bouncing fur and ball
the puppy loves his new yard.
Run, run, run, bark, run.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Droid

My sleek new cell phone
is paid for but not in stock.
Alas, not mine yet.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Tear

Surgeon's precision
Connecting bones and tendons
So glad it's not me.

Monday, March 29, 2010

Tranquility Interrupted

Early morning calm.
Deep breathes, eyes drift shut. But then
the puppy wakes up.

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Lesson #3

A shriek. Screeching, then
Sputtering, grinding, growling.
Shifting into first.

SL

Frosty mist rises
revealing the still water
of the Grand River.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Weekend

Basketball, health care,
new car, birthday dinner, and
an amazing race.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

March Nineteenth

Snow blankets the ground.
Quiet, solitude. I think
spring is on delay.

Friday, March 19, 2010

March Madness

Sunshine, college hoops.
Two forces conspiring to
keep me from my work.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day

A four-leaf clover,
green shirt and mug of green beer.
Birthday tradition.

Monday, March 15, 2010

Spring

How does that song go?
Robin red-breast in the sky...
Yep, that's what we've got.

Daylight Savings

When four becomes five,
morning comes too soon for me.
The puppy cares not.

Saturday, March 13, 2010

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

To My Husband

Happy birthday, love.
For seven days you will be
Older than me. *snort*

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Almost Spring

The sun peeks through clouds,
melting, warming, bringing life.
Spring is on its way.

Friday, March 5, 2010

To My Followers

I want to thank you
for writing the absolute
best comments ever.

Friday at 3pm

I'm off (in the van)
so wish me luck with driving
and the interview.

Bridesmaids

Dresses swirling 'round,
satin, tulle and taffeta.
Princess for a day.

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

I'm searching for words,
wanting my friends to submit.
Do you have haiku?

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

The Best Laid Plans

Coffee, music -- check.
Closed facebook and twitter -- check.
Now dog wants to play.

Threatku

*rubs hands together*
Twitter, you aren't the only
website with new words.

Freelancing

Boy scouts, asbestos,
shavers, fish oil, dog fences...
Now: affidavits.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Bureaucracy

The license is mine,
but now the library says,
"No card for you." *sigh*

One More Try

I come to you, oh
fickle government office.
My dream - a license.

Sunday, February 28, 2010

You Can Haiku -- Adam Slade

Words put in order
Can delight, repulse, arouse,
or make my head hurt.

*****

"Melanie Hooyen-
ga Avila" takes up half
a bloody haiku.

*****

Editing, it's like
Taking a jigsaw apart
Then reconstructing

*****

Saying goodbye - it's
Harder then saying hello
On the first meeting.

*****

A big cup of tea
is akin to floating through
heaven in warm slacks.

*****

Crossbows make ping pong
ten times more fun, and fifty
eight times more lethal

*****

Sex and drugs and rock.
No roll, as that didn't fit
The haiku format.

*****

My muse has black wings,
they are used to cool my brain.
Also, deflect bullets.

*****

Dogs have two desires:
Feline extermination,
and tummy tickles.

*****

My dog Ollie wrote
this haiku, he believes that
the form can-- SQUIRREL!!!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Jillian

You say five more reps
But I know better than that
Finish strong my ...

Morning Snow


Gleaming and white,
how long will the freshness last?
Here comes the puppy...


Following a scent
Not knowing what's buried there
But certain it's good.

Friday, February 26, 2010