Clumsy

Doorknobs and counters.
Tables, chairs, and even walls.
They're out to get me.

Eight-Legged Freaks

Shiver, racing heart.
Tiny legs crawl over my
Sleeping body. Gah!

Droid

My sleek new cell phone
is paid for but not in stock.
Alas, not mine yet.

Lesson #3

A shriek. Screeching, then
Sputtering, grinding, growling.
Shifting into first.

Daylight Savings

When four becomes five,
morning comes too soon for me.
The puppy cares not.

Bureaucracy

The license is mine,
but now the library says,
"No card for you." *sigh*

One More Try

I come to you, oh
fickle government office.
My dream - a license.

Jillian

You say five more reps
But I know better than that
Finish strong my ...

DMV

ID in hand, yet
told insufficient info
Come back on Monday.